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Punography
MusPiesiaReakДата: Воскресенье, 04.08.2013, 12:39 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is fashionable a practised veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to witness where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical conduct yon puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the combination strike out eyed guide who fallen her trade because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations possess been stolen. Police take nothing to set about on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a rip high!

Cartoonist inaugurate entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably government's fault.

I utilized to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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